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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>AKA: How not to be a sucker that buys it hook
line and sinker.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Customer:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>My cablemodem fell down and it can't get
up!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Tech Support:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Well I would not worry sir. Here at GarbageCablemodem
internet service we strive for the worst internet service we can
offer.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Now sir let me help you troubleshoot your cablemodem
problem. Sir do you have a sack of hammers near by you?</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Customer:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Ahh yes I just happen to have one handy.
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>------> (pun)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Tech Support:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Really! now then grab one hammer out and wack at the
thing a few times till its all in little pieces. Tell me when your done?
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>...................A few moments go by.
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Customer:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>I'm done!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Tech Support:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Good! Now sir. Do you have a dialup modem in your
computer? Oh and also is DSL service avilable in your
area?</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Customer:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Yes, I have a modem still in it, and DSL is available
in my area.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Tech Support:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Congratulations Sir now you've finally woke up.
GarbageCablemodem INC is in the worst way and if I where you I'd look into other
forms of internet service. And thank you for calling GarbageCablemodem INC tech
support. Have a nice day.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Have a nice day:)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Ron</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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